Name a Black Hole for Someone Who Sucks
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$35.00
$20.00 - $35.00
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Name a black hole after someone (or something?) who sucks! With your purchase, you will receive a digital certificate with the name of the person you are "honoring," along with unique coordinates for your black hole and (if desired) a personalized message.
Standard certificate text: "We declare that the black hole with the coordinates [individual coordinates] was officially given the name [chosen name] at the International Black Hole Registry to recognize that the above party sucks with a force so powerful it was once believed to exist only in science fiction."
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Check the "Mail Physical Certificate" option below for us to send a certificate to a mailing address, in addition to the digital copy we will send you.
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NOTE: Anything you spell wrong will be spelled wrong on the certificate.
If you haven't received your digital certificate within a week, please reach out to us as there may have been issues delivering to your email address.
Standard certificate text: "We declare that the black hole with the coordinates [individual coordinates] was officially given the name [chosen name] at the International Black Hole Registry to recognize that the above party sucks with a force so powerful it was once believed to exist only in science fiction."
_____________
Check the "Mail Physical Certificate" option below for us to send a certificate to a mailing address, in addition to the digital copy we will send you.
_____________
NOTE: Anything you spell wrong will be spelled wrong on the certificate.
If you haven't received your digital certificate within a week, please reach out to us as there may have been issues delivering to your email address.